#tv series

Evening Shade (TV Series)
’Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wood?’ S4/E22 (1994), Wood considers a job offer to become the QB coach for the Atlanta Falcons, but first he must direct a school play of the Three Little Pigs.

Wood Newton:Burt Reynolds, Dr. Harlan Elldridge: Charles Durning

- I just love the way his belly and tits jiggled when Burt slapped it. 

What? It was hot and if you see this scene, you’d think so too.

On a side note: Charles could be my Big Bad Wolf any day.

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Evening Shade (TV Series)
S4/E4 ’Witness for the Prosecution’ (1993), Ava has to cross-examine an expert witness, Harlan (Charles Durning) during a trial.

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Evening Shade (TV Series)
’Goin’ to the Chapel: Part 2,’ S2/E16 (1992), Fontana’s father threatens to string Evan up after hearing of their plan to marry; Merleen’s nervous at the prospect of meeting her child.

Harlan:Charles Durning,Merleen:Ann Wedgeworth

- I’m SO mad that they digitally added more soapy foam to cover up Charles’ chest. Well at least missed those last shots.

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I SO wanted to rub that belly too.

NCIS (TV Series) - S2/E7 ’Call of Silence’ (2004)
Charles Durning as Ernie Yost

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Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series) - S6/E24 ‘The First Time’ (2002)
Charles Durning as Father Hubley

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Rescue Me (TV Series) - S3/Ep9, ’Pieces’ (2006)
Charles Durning as Michael Gavin/Tommy’s Dad 

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Visions (TV Series) - Charles Durning as Cubby Doucette
S2/Ep4, ’The Dancing Bear’ (1977)

Rescue Me (TV Series) - S7/E1, ‘Mutha’ (2011)
Charles Durning as Michael Gavin / Tommy’s Dad

Evening Shade (TV Series) - ’Three Naked Men: Part 1,’ S2/E1 (1991), Charles Durning as Dr. Harlan Elldridge

I have always had the HOTS for Charles since I saw him in this episode.

For reasons.

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The Cop and the Kid (TV Series) - Charles Durning as Officer Frank Murphy

Monk (TV Series) - S5/E16 ‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital’ (2007)
Charles Durningas Hank Johansen

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NCIS (TV Series) - S2/E7 ’Call of Silence’ (2004)
Charles Durning as Ernie Yost

I too would like to use my wand on Mr. Durning.

Hint. Hint.

It’s my penis.

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Evening Shade (TV Series) - ’You Scratch My Back, I’ll Arrest You,’ S3/E3 (1992), Charles Durningas Dr. Harlan Elldridge

I wonder if Michael Jeter enjoyed filming this scene as much as I would have.

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Rescue Me (TV Series) - ’Inches,’ S1/E8 (2004)
Charles Durning as Michael Gavin / Tommy’s Dad

Is it wrong that I want to know how many inches Durning had. I’ve seen so shows and movie where it look like he’s carrying something big. 

And inquiring minds want to know.

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Rescue Me (TV Series) - S2/E3, ’Balls’ (2005)
Charles Durning as Michael Gavin / Tommy’s Dad

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NCIS (TV Series) - S2/E7 ’Call of Silence’ (2004)
Charles Durning as Ernie Yost

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Evening Shade (TV Series) - S2/E16, ’Goin’ to the Chapel: Part 2’ (1992)
Charles Durningas Dr. Harlan Elldridge

Give me a moment, something just came up.

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Evening Shade (TV Series) - S4/E22 ’Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wood?’ (1994), Charles Durning as Dr. Harlan Elldridge

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